M17
A person who will do anything to feel good, even if it means getting a face full of lube or a man in a speedo
I'm an M17. I once ate a whole pizza and then cried because I was too full to have sex.
She's an M17. She'll take a dozen men to a strip club just to feel special.
That guy is an M17. He used a can of hairspray as a lubricant and still managed to look cool.