M16A1
The M16A1 is the rifle that lets you pretend you're a badass, until it stops working and you realize you're just a confused kid with a broken toy.
My M16A1 quit on me during the most important battle of my life. I was just a confused kid with a broken toy.
I tried to look cool, but my M16A1 just fell apart like it was tired of my nonsense.
I thought I was a soldier. Turns out I'm just a kid with a broken toy.