M113
The M113 is a broken armored car that the U. S. military still uses because they’re too cheap to buy something new. It was good back in the day, but now it's just a rusty mess.
The M113 is like my math teacher, old, broken, and still showing up.
My dad says the M113 is the reason he has a bad hair day every Monday.
My friend’s dog tried to chew through an M113 and it just laughed.