m0nkey
My monkey is my fury friend. He sleeps with me, eats my cereal, and kicks me in the face every morning. I still love him.
My monkey kicked me again today. I told him he was a donkey. He kicked me harder.
I cuddle with my monkey every night. He’s like my personal nightmare.
My monkey and I went to the mall. He bought me a donkey hat. I hate him.