m0fire
m0fire is a man who spends too much time typing nonsense about the UK on forums, but he can’t spell, he can’t shoot, and he’s too proud to admit he’s a complete failure.
'I’m not failing, I’m just... slightly successful at failing.'
'The UK is the best, and I’m the best, and that’s why I’m the best at being the best.'
'I’m not crying, I’m just... emotionally unstable.'