m00sh
The person you'd punch in the face if they said something stupid. But you'd also punch anyone who messed with them.
My m00sh once saved me from a math test. I owe them my life, and my grade.
I'd let my m00sh fail a test just to make sure they passed. That's how close we are.
My m00sh is the only one who understands my weird jokes. They're like my personal laugh club.