M. Swizzle Cheese
This guy is so cheesey he probably dreams in cheese. He bakes like he’s been cursed by a bagel.
He tried to bake a cake and it exploded. No one knows why.
He called me a 'crustless wimp' and I didn’t know what that meant.
He sent me a DM that said, 'You're not a god, you're just a cheese snack.'