m-string
An M-string is like a belt for your junk, but it goes over your shoulders and makes you look like a confused lobster. Borat wore it and looked like he just got kicked by a donkey.
My dad’s M-string is so old, it has holes and smells like old socks and regret.
My cousin wore his M-string to a wedding and the priest asked if he was planning to marry the floor.
My neighbor’s M-string fell off during a dance-off, and now he’s stuck with a permanent blush.