M-Smack - A nickname for someone named M who’s too high to remember th

A nickname for someone named M who’s too high to remember their own name half the time.

M-Smack walked into a chicken restaurant and ordered a salad. He cried when they gave him a chicken sandwich.

M-Smack tried to text his crush but just sent a photo of a sock.

M-Smack tried to do a presentation and just said, ‘I like tacos.’