M. Night Shyamalan
When you’re having anal sex and your partner poops out a turd that looks exactly like Bruce Willis. It’s the worst thing that ever happened to you.
I had anal sex and my partner pooped out a turd that looked like Bruce Willis. That was the worst day of my life.
During sex, my partner pooped out a turd that looked like Bruce Willis. I almost died.
I had a nightmare where my partner pooped out a turd that looked like Bruce Willis.