m minor - The key that only Miranda Sings uses to make her singing sou

The key that only Miranda Sings uses to make her singing sound like a dying raccoon with a broken kazoo.

I tried singing in m minor and it sounded like my cat threw up on my headphones.

Miranda Sings in m minor because she thinks it's a real genre and not just a joke.

My math teacher said I failed because I used m minor instead of C major.