M-I-A-O - A cool guy with a ton of names. He's annoying but you can't

A cool guy with a ton of names. He's annoying but you can't help it because he's too awesome to ignore

My friend said Ishmael was the M-I-A-O and now he's my favorite person

I saw Ishmael at the mall and he was annoying but I still followed him

My teacher said Ishmael was the M-I-A-O and now I have to do extra homework