m doughty

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A dead name Mike Doughty used when he was too tired to remember who he was and just wanted to be called something that sounded like a muffin.
"M Doughty? That's the name he used when he was hungover and forgot his own face."
He texted his band, "I'm gonna go by M Doughty today. It's easier than thinking."
The venue sign said M Doughty, and no one questioned it. Even the cops didn't care.
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A fake name Mike Doughty used when he was too lazy to be cool and just wanted to be called something that sounded like a bad math problem.
"I'm not Mike Doughty. I'm M Doughty. It's less work."
He posted on Twitter, "M Doughty is here to save your soul. Or at least your Spotify playlist."
The manager said, "We've had M Doughty before. He's the one who brought a sandwich to the show."
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A name Mike Doughty used when he was too busy being a diva to remember his own name and just wanted to be called something that sounded like a muffin with a personality.
"M Doughty was the name he used when he was too busy being a diva to remember his own name."
He tweeted, "I'm M Doughty now. It's more dramatic."
The crowd cheered for M Doughty like he was a rockstar who forgot his own name.
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