M De-leanardo Taint Tickler
When you’re in a smelly bar and you’re taking a long dump and a giant rat comes and bites or tickles your butt like it’s a party.
I was taking a dump and a rat came and bit my butt. I felt like I was in a horror movie.
I was crapping and a rat came and tickled my taint. I got a laugh out of it.
I was eating a pizza and a rat came up and bit my balls. I almost died.