M-class
A fancy truck that looked cool but was basically a lemon with a six-pack. It had more problems than a kid on sugar and came in flavors like 320, 350, and 430. The AMG version was like the cool kid who still got detention.
My cousin bought one and it broke down on the way to prom. Classic disaster.
I had to replace the engine three times. It was like dating a bad boy who never showed up.
My dad's M-class is so broken it's like it's got a personality disorder.