M-Beers
Beers that get opened, sipped, and then left to die. The same person does this like it’s their full-time job, and by morning, the beers are just a bunch of empty cans mocking you.
I opened a beer. Took one sip. Left it. Like I had a choice.
That beer was still there when I woke up. I’m insulted.
I did this four times. I’m not a hero. I’m a drunk.