M-16 - The M-16 is a rifle that can fire six kinds of bullets, but

The M-16 is a rifle that can fire six kinds of bullets, but it’s still not worth the trouble unless you clean it more than your ex.

I tried to fire my M-16, but it had more dirt in it than my apartment.

My M-16 fires six types of bullets, but it still jams like it has a grudge.

I cleaned my M-16 so much, I think it started to hate me.