L.O.M.B.Y.M.M.
It’s when you’re flat on your back and someone’s yanking your monkey like it’s a tug-of-war.
My dog L. O. M. B. Y. M. M. me after I ate his dinner.
She L. O. M. B. Y. M. M. me in the hallway and I fell over.
My teacher L. O. M. B. Y. M. M. me for talking too much in class.