L'Official
An Official is someone so well-known you think you know them, but then you find out they're just a brain-dead monkey who can't even spell their own name. L'Official is like that monkey but also a rabbit who fights for its life every day.
I thought Official was smart, but he misspelled 'official' on his own LinkedIn.
L'Official tried to fight a yellow monkey with a pencil and lost.
My teacher called me Official because I failed math and drew a rabbit on the board.