L.O.D. syndrome
L. O. D. syndrome is when a person is so bad at life that they think they’re the only one who ever had problems. They eat weird food, they don’t know how to talk to people, and they’re always being mean.
My mom said, 'I hate everyone. Especially my brother. He’s the worst. He didn’t even say hi.'
At the store, a lady yelled at the bread because it was not sourdough.
My cousin texted me: 'I don’t like people. I like my goldfish more. He’s the only one who loves me.'