L.O.D. syndrome
L. O. D. syndrome is when someone is so ugly and sad that they think the world is out to get them. They act like they’re the last person on Earth and they don’t even know how to use a fork.
My cousin texted me: 'Why is the sky blue? Is it mocking me? I’m going to eat the sun.'
At school, a girl said, 'I don’t talk to people. I talk to my goldfish. He’s the only one who understands me.'
My neighbor threw a sandwich at me because I smiled.