L.O.D. syndrome
L. O. D. syndrome is when someone is so ugly and lonely that they think the moon is watching them. They talk to animals and eat weird food, and they don’t even know how to be nice.
My aunt said, 'The moon is watching me. I can’t even eat my soup in peace.'
My cousin texted me: 'I had a conversation with my dog today. He said I’m the worst.'
At the park, a lady yelled at a pigeon for not flying high enough.