L.O.A.M.
Lord Of All Murkage. Will, a 19-year-old brain-dead kid in Manchester, got a virtual character called 'Willdu'. He plays for 6 hours every day and 'murks' so much he became the official mess lord.
'I’m not just playing, I’m making the game hate me.', Willdu’s morning ritual.
'Murk this, I’m the mess master!', Willdu after a 6-hour session.
‘I’m not just a player, I’m a legend in the making.’, Willdu’s DM to his best friend.