L.O.A.D.D.
LOADD is when you're too lazy to move, too dumb to think, and too proud to admit it. You're like a broken toaster who still thinks it's fancy.
"I walked to the fridge. That’s a personal best.", @LazyLuis
"I used my brain to not think. I’m a genius.", @DumbDanny
"I got a degree in taking naps. It’s called "Napology.", @ProudPatty2