L.O.A.D.D.
LOADD is when you’re too tired to move, too stupid to know what you want, and too proud to ask for help. You’re like a zombie who forgot how to walk.
"I took a 2-hour nap to decide what to do today. I’m a legend.", @TiredTom
"I thought about getting up, then I cried. I’m a warrior.", @StupidSam
"I got a medal for not doing anything. It’s gold.", @ProudPaula2