L.O.A.D.D.
LOADD is when you're too lazy to think, too dumb to act, and too proud to admit it. You’re like a cat who refuses to move even when the food is on the other side of the room.
"I took a nap to decide what to eat. I'm a master of laziness.", @LazyLiz
"I thought about getting up for five minutes. Then I took a nap.", @DumbDerek
"I used my brain to think about not using my brain.", @ProudPatty