L.O.A.D.D.
LOADD is when you have no energy, no brains, and no pride. You're just a human version of a dead battery.
"I took 20 minutes to get up. I'm probably going to die.", @NoEnergyNate
"I forgot my name. I'm a walking disaster.", @NoBrainsBobby
"I got a degree in not doing anything.", @NoPridePaula