I told my dad I got a new phone. He said, ‘I will tongue your snatch until you spray cum on my face like a leaky faucet.’

My teacher asked me why I was late. I said, ‘I will tongue your snatch until you spray cum on my face like a leaky faucet.’

My friend told me he got a pet turtle. I said, ‘I will tongue your snatch until you spray cum on my face like a leaky faucet.’