L$M
Low Marble Count is when your brain is so full of junk food and bad decisions, you forget your own name. It’s like being a 60-year-old kid who still thinks the weekend is a holiday.
I have Low Marble Count, so I forgot I was supposed to go to work.
Low Marble Count hit me hard, and I thought my cat was my mom.
I woke up with Low Marble Count and thought my dog was a politician.