L$M
LMNOP’s are the last option when you’re trying to get laid and everything else failed. They’re the guys who take you even if you smell like a gym sock and your hair looks like a raccoon’s nest.
I went with LMNOP because I didn’t care if he had a beard and a mustache.
LMNOP’s are the guys who take you even if you look like a disaster.
I took the LMNOP because I was too drunk to think straight.