L.L.Bean
L. L. Bean is for ugly, boring, tree-hugging nerds who think they’re cool because they live in Freeport, Maine. It’s expensive, it’s ugly, and it’s got no style. You wear it and think you’re a tough New Englander. You’re not. You’re just a sad, boring kid.
My brother wears L. L. Bean every day. He thinks he’s a tough guy. He’s just a tree-hugging nerd.
I got a L. L. Bean shirt for my birthday. It looked like it came out of a trash can.
My mom wears L. L. Bean every day. She thinks she’s a tough New Englander. She’s just a sad, boring kid.