L'Kiki
L'Kiki is just a dumb way to say liquor store. It started in New Zealand. Your buddy is so lost he can't even remember the real name of the store and just throws out a weird word to look cool.
He went to L'Kiki instead of the real store because he thought it was the same thing.
He asked me, 'Is L'Kiki the same as the liquor store?' I said no, but he went anyway.
He texted me, 'I'm at L'Kiki, I'm getting drunk.'