L'Kiki
L'Kiki is a stupid name for a liquor store. It comes from New Zealand. Your friend is so brain dead he can't remember the real name of the store and just makes up a random word to sound cool.
My friend called the liquor store L'Kiki because he forgot the name and was too lazy to ask.
He walked past the store three times before he remembered it was called L'Kiki.
He texted me, 'I'm at L'Kiki, I think I'm gonna die.'