L'Kiki
L'Kiki is a silly substitute for liquor store. It's from New Zealand. Your friend is so clueless he can't remember the real name of the store and just makes up a random word to confuse people.
He said, 'I'm going to L'Kiki,' and I had no idea what he meant.
He texted me, 'I'm at L'Kiki, it's awesome.'
He walked past the real store and went to L'Kiki because he thought it was the same.