L.I.L.A.B.O.C.
L. I. L. A. B. O. C. is life being like a box of chocolates, and you get the ones that are broken, bitter, and just plain stupid.
I got a chocolate that was like my Monday mornings.
Life gave me a box of chocolates, I got the ones that made me want to throw them at my boss.
I took a bite and it was like my brain just exploded.