L.I.E.S.
L. I. E. S. is when you lie so much your brain starts charging you for the lies. You’re paying for your own stupidity.
My mom said she won the lottery. She just won a free pizza and a coupon for a cup of coffee.
My brother said he’s a billionaire. He just has a piggy bank and a dream.
My sister said she’s going to Paris. She just went to the mall and called it a trip.