L.I.E.S.
L. I. E. S. is like a lie that doesn’t want to be caught. It hides in your pockets and eats your money.
I told my teacher I finished my math homework. I just copied my dog’s answers and called it a day.
My friend said he’s got a job. He just has a side gig of pretending to work.
My brother said he’s rich. He just has a wallet with a dollar and a coupon.