L'Idiota
A person so dumb, they’d think the moon is a giant cheeseburger.
My brother is L’Idiota. He tried to eat the moon and got a stomachache.
My friend’s dog is L’Idiota. It barks at the moon like it’s a cheeseburger.
My dad is L’Idiota. He told me the moon is a cheeseburger and it’s made by aliens.