L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S.
four women from the U. S., England, France, and Germany who got zapped by radiation and now fight evil. They’re like the worst version of the Avengers, but with more fake boobs.
'I tried to watch L. E. S. B. I. A. N. S. but I fell asleep. It was that boring.'
My brother says L. E. S. B. I. A. N. S. is real. I don’t believe him. He’s probably been zapped too.
The nuclear squad is coming to town. I hope they bring snacks.