L.D.T.O.
L. D. T. O. stands for Lip Drip Through Obese. This girl is huge and her lips drool all the time. She lies so much it’s like her whole body is a fib.
"I didn’t eat that whole pizza... I swear.", L. D. T. O. at 2 a. m.
"You’re not fat, you’re just... round.", L. D. T. O. trying to convince her mom.
"I didn’t trip over my own feet... I just had a moment.", L. D. T. O. after face-planting into a couch.