l'dickhead
It’s the same as Dickhead, just with fewer letters and more confusion from people who think they’re smart.
He called me l'dickhead. I told him I’m just a shorter version of a total brainless fool.
She said I was l'dickhead. I asked if that was the French way of being a total idiot.
My dad called me l'dickhead. I told him I was just the modern version of a brainless disgrace.