l'dickhead
A weaker form of Dickhead that also happens to be French, according to some people who probably still live in the 1700s.
I can't believe he called me l'dickhead. At least I'm not a Frenchman who still uses Latin.
She said I was l'dickhead. I guess I'm just a lesser version of a total disaster.
He called me l'dickhead. I told him I'd take that as a compliment.