L.B.E.
L. B. E. is when someone acts like they're the boss of everything just because they got a free soda at lunch.
'You’re so weak, I could beat you up with my noodle.', said by someone who got a free soda.
'You're like a mosquito who thinks it's a lion.', said by someone who still thinks mosquitoes are cool.
'You’re not even worth my time.', said by someone who texts you every day.