L.A.S.
L. A. S. is Lazy Ass Slug, and that’s when you’re too tired to move after you’ve had a massive blow job.
After my date, I had L. A. S. and I fell asleep on a couch wearing only socks.
My brother had L. A. S. and he tried to walk home with a hot dog in his mouth.
My dog has L. A. S. and he lies on the floor like he’s dead.