L.A.S.
L. A. S. is a secret society where people get high, have sex, and forget their problems like they’re on a drug-induced vacation.
My cousin got into L. A. S. and now he lives in a hotel wearing only socks.
I tried to join L. A. S. but I had to do a dance-off with a pizza delivery guy.
My mom’s L. A. S. group has a meeting every time the mailman comes.