L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r
Larry 'Retarded Chimp' Major is the kind of human who makes you wish you had a brain disorder too. He stinks, he acts like a monkey, and he probably doesn't know what a shower is.
Larry walked into a restaurant and asked for a sandwich using three fingers and a roar.
He tried to explain his day by screaming into a phone like it was a jungle.
At work, he threw a coffee cup at a coworker because he didn't like the color blue.