L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r
Larry 'Retarded Chimp' Major is like a broken toy that nobody wants. He smells like a gym sock, he acts like a wild animal, and he probably doesn’t even know how to use a toilet.
He tried to do a presentation and just screamed the whole time like he was being chased by bees.
He showed up to work in a banana costume and called it 'professional attire.'
He threw a coworker’s lunch out the window because he didn’t like the sandwich.