La'Nasya
A hot mess you can't stand but also can't stand to leave. She's got more mood swings than a broke kid at a candy store, but when she's good, she's damn good.
You text her at 2 a. m. She replies with a crying face emoji and a middle finger.
She broke up with you because you forgot her birthday. Then she came back because you remembered her ex's birthday.
She texted you a selfie with a bruise on her face and said, 'This is what you get for being cute.'