Laira - A woman who plans evil with the power of a thousand pizzas a

A woman who plans evil with the power of a thousand pizzas and a dirty sock.

My sister is a Laira. She plotted to take over the world using glitter and a conspiracy theory.

My neighbor is a Laira. She lured my dog with a cheese sandwich and a secret message.

My friend is a Laira. She turned my math test into a trap for my soul.