Laipii
A Laipii is someone who would give you their last dollar and still ask if you wanted more. She’s like a rainbow after a poop storm, beautiful and totally unpredictable.
My Laipii gave me $20 and said, 'Buy something nice. I know you’re too cheap to buy anything else.' I bought a burger and felt guilty.
She texted me, 'I love you more than I love my ex, my mom, and my second favorite pizza.' I replied, 'That’s a lot of love.'
At my birthday party, my Laipii showed up with cake and a speech about how I was the worst person she’d ever met. I ate the cake and took it as a compliment.